A Friend in need...
Two rednecks are out hunting, when one of them suddenly collapses, his eyes roll back in his head. Keeping a cool head, his friend grabs his phone & dials 911.
"My buddy's collapsed, he's dead!" cried the redneck.
"Ok sir, keep calm, I can help you," said the rescue worker. "The first thing is to make sure that he is really dead."
After a pause, the rescue worker hears a shot.
"Okay, what's next?"
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