A Friend in need...

Two rednecks are out hunting, when one of them suddenly collapses, his eyes roll back in his head. Keeping a cool head, his friend grabs his phone & dials 911.

"My buddy's collapsed, he's dead!" cried the redneck.

"Ok sir, keep calm, I can help you," said the rescue worker. "The first thing is to make sure that he is really dead."

After a pause, the rescue worker hears a shot.

"Okay, what's next?"

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